Merced Superior Court

Do you know the way to San Jose? Well, from Fresno, you go through Merced. If you misbehave, you better hope the Merced judges follow the name and show mercy. There is also a rather new campus of the University of California here, and we think we actually know one of the professors. Go Mikey!
They got themselves some special Asian types in Merced – They’re called Hmong and they’re from Laos. You’re on your own trying to pronounce either of those. Heck, we can’t pronounce Asian. Merced has been referred to as drowsy, and occasionally crappy, but we hear better.